Heisenburg

Slightly urban

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dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

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therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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officialfrenchtoast:

"dinner is ready"

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nothings-great-anymore:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

I’ve been waiting for Phil Tippett to respond to this joke

Yes Phil

(Source: kgrrsten)

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meladoodle:

*awkwardly left alone with a baby* soooo….. do you… watch game of thrones?

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despairjunko:

games that let you save anywhere instead of making you go to save points

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(Source: froslasss)

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annoyingbloqqer:

"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"

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vinebox:

shouldnt:

OMG HAHAHAHHAHA

Narrating peoples lives, gone wrong

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rocker310:

stylishirish:

horain:

stylishirish:

this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back 

that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.

it was a mechanical pencil 

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